This is what the midwife should have said to us when she passed us our baby. Tables, chairs, couches, roofs, me – it doesn’t matter. If it’s higher than ground level it must be conquered….

As a parent you need to pick your battles. This was one I missed. Didn’t nip it in the bud quick enough. I lost control. I made a mistake. A couple of rude words here…

It has taken a few weeks to think rationally on the events of that evening, two weeks ago. The consequences of which are still unknown. It wasn’t my finest hour. But when I look back…