I have the HAZMAT (hazardous materials) unit on the phone as the smell of burning plastic fills my nostrils. I run into the bathroom to see my youngest (10) pointing my wife’s hairdryer at me,…

This is what the midwife should have said to us when she passed us our baby. Tables, chairs, couches, roofs, me – it doesn’t matter. If it’s higher than ground level it must be conquered….