This morning, in the middle of showering, I thought about my washing routine. Don’t know why. I just thought about the steps I go through to wash myself. It was a mistake. I sub consciously…

I was told by a friend to grow up recently. He was probably right. But I figure if I haven’t ‘grown up’ by now it’s unlikely to happen. I’m still waiting to turn into my…

My apologies. I’ve been out of action for quite a while. I have been attending IAMP meetings. I have been in therapy. Several months ago there was an intervention. There had to be. I was…

All I want for my 40th birthday is an uninterrupted poo. I don’t want gifts. I don’t want a holiday. I don’t even need a card. Just 5 mins where someone is not running in…

I have reached another milestone in my life. I’ve got my first proper adult condition. Gout. I’m not a big drinker, I exercise and I eat healthy. It is hereditary. A ‘gift’ from my Dad….