Saturday morning. 630am. I’m up. Can’t sleep. I move to the couch where one of my boys is already watching TV. 10 minutes later the other is awake. A one-handed hurdle over the back of…

“Dad. What’s a rim job?” Aaaaaaaaaaand. We’re back. It’s been a while between blogs. I’ve been fending off questions like this in the months between. My kids (still) aged 10 and 11 appear to be…

Johnny who?

I shouldn’t have been that surprised. It was inevitable. A matter of time. They found them, just as I had once found them. Condoms. In my bedside table. It could have happened anytime. It didn’t….

 “See ya have a great day……….Wait…hold on!! Haven’t you forgotten something?” I wait. Pouting.  Making kissing noises as Max pauses mid exit. A roll of the eyes, his head pops back in and he presents…

It is wrong to get joy from other peoples misery.  Except when you are out with friends and their kids are being naughty while yours are behaving. It happens all the time when you are…